Watch the video below and tell me how am I supposed to keep calm over the fact that I just found this shit out for like 30 seconds ago and damn!!! I’m 3 years too late urghhhh!!!!! Ha?! Oh scheiße look at that. Sexiest kampung boi alive. Lucky you Pak Aji! And oh the rambutans… Continue reading UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE
Honey, it amuses me whenever you gibber your holiness and how awesome you are, the fact that you didn’t know what FUCK literally means or who Steve Jobs was or that my Maths is better than yours. Get over yourself already! And have a good day.
The only thing I’m amazed about you is how you can be such a major irritant and how well you pluck my last nerves every explicit second. Here I am, applause you for doing it well. Too bad you don’t know that. Too bad I was born poultry.
Everybody lies but here’s the real deal. What you need to have and do to lie flawlessly. The face. Not just any face but the IT face. The face like seconds after you got your dose of Botox. Not like I have done it but yeah you know what I mean. And also you need… Continue reading Lying for Dummies
My fault. Maybe I didn’t express you enough of my inner thoughts when you tell me something I once TOLD you. Wait. Maybe it wasn’t my entire fault. Maybe you are too ignorant that you became illiterate like that.